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		<title>Those Annoying LOST Fans</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Final Season Of &#8216;Lost&#8217; Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever With the first two episodes of LOST behind us, here&#8217;s my predictions for final season: 1. The two parallel dimensions will be shown to co-mingle, and will, in the end, integrate. 2. Although our favorite old Losties will make guest appearances, none of [...]]]></description>
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<p>With the first two episodes of LOST behind us, here&#8217;s my predictions for final season:</p>
<p>1.  The two parallel dimensions will be shown to co-mingle, and will, in the end, integrate.<br />
2.  Although our favorite old Losties will make guest appearances, none of them will return to the show full time.<br />
3.  The relationship between evil Locke/the man in black and Jacob will reveal itself to have a mythical dimension, drawing further on Egyptian Mythology and maybe the legend of Atlantis.<br />
4.  Although there won&#8217;t be many flashbacks, one episode will be devoted to the story of the Black Rock, the ancient ship marooned on the island.<br />
5.  Richard will be revealed to have some sort of Dorian Gray relationship with Jacob, but, thanks to Ben, is now able to die.<br />
6.  Man in Black = Smoke Monster, so Jacob = Polar Bear???<br />
7.  The show will end with the two realities coalescing, most Losties returning from the grave, and either Jack or Kate giving their life to defeat the Man in Black.</p>
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